By Ed | March 8, 2012 - 9:19 am - Posted in Other

There have been some negative reviews of GCB by Chritian sites, some calling for boycotts, hellfire and everything in between. This is my review.

Based on the book “Good Christian BItches” by Kim Gatlin, changed to “Good Christian Belles” by ABC then shortened to GCB, is about a woman named Amanda Vaughn, played by Leslie Bibb, who returns home to Dallas with her two children after facing marital and financial troubles.
Amanda is a former “mean girl” who has put the past behind her, while her former class mates and victims have not. They are the new mean girls who are as likely to gossip viciously about their returned rival as they are to offer up a humiliating prayer about her in church. As soon as their leader Carlene Cockburn, played by Kristin Chenoweth, sees her arrive she calls her friends, smugly gossiping about how Amanda’s former husband died in a car crash while having an affair with her best friend. Chenoweth’s character then halts the talk saying, “Ladies, it is not appropriate to speak of such things on the phone.” After a pause she continues, “I’ll see ya in church.”

Now, we all know someone like each of the main characters. There is at least one in every parish, church or community. Holier than the Pope on Sumday, meaner than dirt the rest of the week. If you don’t see it, maybe you’re it.

One commenter says: “Another clip shows Carlene and her friends confronting Amanda about the moral code of their community. The following scene shows Carlene in an office getting an invitation from a man to “do it.” Turning religious pictures face down, she crawls over the desk, as well as the man, and gives him a heavy kiss.”

Well fool, if you had actually watched the show instead of just the trailers, you would,now that the ‘man’ is actually her husband Ripp Cockburn played by David James Elliot. What, God doesn’t want legally married couple to make out in their office? Get real people.

Meanwhile, Amanda’s gun-collecting, shallow mother, played by Annie Potts says, “I feel certain that the good Lord would like me to have a new fur coat.”

How many of us have said this: “I know for a fact that God wants what I want.”

Other scenes show young girls being encouraged to wear revealing tops, like this never happens in real lIfe. When one mother expresses concern that her daughter‘s old cheerleader uniform is to tight, Chenoweth’s character, insert ‘ friends, peers, coach, etc., here, tells her not to worry “cleavage helps your cross hang straight.” Later at the game, the football team cheers when the girl’s vest pops open. Of course they cheered, these are college football guys not monks. Was that whole scene necessary for the show, maybe, maybe not.

Does the show ‘Mock’ God? No! Does it ‘Mock’ Christianity? No! Should children be watching this? No, that’s why it’s on at 10:00 pm, when kids should be in bed! What this is, is a tongue-in-cheek look at how many so called Christians act, or seem to act, in real life. Instead of condemning the show, we should be watching it thinking: Is this Me?

By Ed | December 15, 2011 - 8:49 am - Posted in Church, Other

I got this from @apatientman on twitter. go check him out, he a great guy. Thanks Vincent

Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.

See the PC Police had taken away
The reason for Christmas – no one could say.

The children were told by their schools not to sing
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.

It might hurt people’s feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a ‘ Holiday ‘.

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!

CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!

Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda

As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe’s the word Christmas – was no where to be found.

At K-Mart and Staples and Penny’s and Sears
You won’t hear the word Christmas; it won’t touch your ears.

Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.

Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !

At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.

And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.

So as you celebrate ‘Winter Break’ under your ‘Dream Tree’
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.

Choose your words carefully,
choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday !

how sad is it that we are so afraid to express our faith?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

By Ed | December 1, 2011 - 12:00 pm - Posted in Other

This is dedicated to all those who made the ultimate sacrifice. Thanks to @apatientman for this.


THE FINAL INSPECTION

The soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.

‘Step forward now, soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?’

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
‘No, Lord, I guess I have not.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can’t always be a saint.

I’ve had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I’ve been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,
That wasn’t mine to keep…
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills just got too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear…
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I’ve wept unmanly tears.

I know I don’t deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears.

If you’ve a place for me here, Lord,
It needn’t be so grand.
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don’t, I’ll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod.
As the soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.

‘Step forward now, you soldier,
You’ve borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven’s streets,
You’ve done your time in Hell.’

-Author Unknown-

By Ed | December 9, 2010 - 8:48 pm - Posted in Other
only-in-canada

So, what do we Canadians have to be proud of?

1. Smarties (not in the USA)

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp (not in the USA)

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian – 1st game June 4, 1838 – Ingersoll, ON

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin’ Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington … We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied….. Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never Ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone,anywhere. EVER!

(We got clobbered in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars)

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar, and lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary,
he slept in and missed the whole thing.
He showed up just in time to get caught.

16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still around as the world’s oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
(That’s more information than I need!)

19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don’t marry our kin-folk…

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone. Also short wave radios which save countless lives each year.

22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
(Incidently… so does our beer)

BUT MOST IMPORTANT !

The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands in with mitts on.

Oh yeah… And our elections only take one day!

OOOoohhhhh….. Canada !!



By Ed | November 8, 2010 - 10:04 am - Posted in Church
i-feal-insulted

I’ve been insulted at least 4 different ways at church yesterday: personally, professionally, musically and liturgically.

Our music director was absent this week, and did he call me to sit in….. No! There was a young woman at the piano, and although she seemed an adequate player, she had no idea whatsoever how to play for and lead a choir/congregation in singing. hbang

Now, the Dir Mus knows I am available and more than capable of doing the music, and doing it well. I don’t know what his problem is except that it seems he is not going to let someone better than him play for even one day.

I find the whole thing insulting! One: that he brings in someone less capable than he is to play, Two: that he spurns the offer of a seasoned professional, Three: that he allows low grade people to play and Four: that the liturgy as a whole is mocked.

This is all totally unacceptable, both to me as a professional retired church musician, and to the parish as a a whole.

What does Father say? Well, last time I came to him with a complaint he poo-poo’d the situation and basically didn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings and ‘D’ is in charge and ……. so why would I even bother!!

Will I and/or the parish get an apology for this travesty? Doubt it!

This episode makes me want to vomit, and walk away. From this parish and even the Catholic Church in general.

Time will tell.